Sunday, March 13, 2011

Hacking

There has been concern recently over 'hacking' of cerebral implants.
Be assured that any implants received from Agency approved medical facilities are of the highest quality and have the best security coding available. If you are concerned about your implants you may visit an approved medical facility for evaluation.

If you have received implants from a medical facility that has not been approved by the Agency or are using accessories that have not been approved by the Agency please contact the closest Agency approved medical facility for evaluation. If the implant or accessory is a danger to you,the Agency will provide replacements and any necessary follow up medical care.

The health and well being of our Agents is of utmost importance. We wish to provide the best, and only the best, registering, monitoring, and regulation possible. To do so we need our Agents to be healthy and well prepared to do the job for which they were hired.

Agency approved medical facilities are the best in the northern hemisphere. Never settle for anything less. We understand that in some situations our Agents have no choice but to attend facilities that are not of the best quality due to the remoteness of the location in which the Agent has been assigned.

To remedy this we are financing a volunteer program within our medical community to train free agent doctors in the most modern techniques available. Donations are being taken to provide medical supplies to underserved areas that have an established community regardless of whether that community has been registered with the federal authorities.

To donate to the program please contact your supervisor.

Faithfully in Service

Eadric Thorne CEO

Phoenix Regulatory Agency

New Formal Uniforms

This year we will redesigning the Agency's formal uniforms. Anyone who wants to submit a new design or make suggestions for improvements/changes may contact the committee.

We are aware of complaints against the ill-fitting current design of Officers formal coats and assure all Officers that the issue will be addressed in the new design.

Faithfully in Service,

Eadric Thorne CEO

Phoenix Regulatory Agency

Bunker City Sub-Hive

One of our human sub-hives recently suffered a tragic accident when it's aging aquifer system became overloaded due to recent flooding in the area. The excessive strain on the equipment caused a failure, filling the lower three levels of the city with water, destroying the algae farm level, waste management level and city janitorial level. There was significant loss of life.

The city is currently listed as 'contaminated' and all citizens are to transfer to neighboring hives until cleanup is finished. Priority will be given to housing human citizens, any remaining units will be alloted to clones/hybrids by lottery system.

There have been no deadlines set for cleanup as of yet. Any clones/hybrids affected by this incident are advised to seek alternatives to the sub-hive housing units to prevent incidents.

Agents affected by the incident or having friends/family affected by the incident may ask for a leave of absence provided proof of address showing Agent currently lives in Bunker City Sub-Hive or proof of relationship to the affected party living in Bunker City Sub-Hive.

Faithfully in Service

Eadric Thorne CEO

Phoenix Regulatory Agency