There have been numerous complaints about the necesity of traveling to the Agency training facility for recertification classes required by the new policies. The Agency is aware of the inconvenience caused by these changes and is working to improve our existing system to better serve our Agents needs.
Classes are now available at our branch offices located in or near Sub Hives. Please contact your supervisor to register for the classes. This change in geographical availability will nearly eliminate the need for 'on duty' Agents to take a leave of absence for the purpose of recertification.
Faithfully in Service,
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
Thursday, March 31, 2011
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Cohabitation Policy and The Law
There has been speculation recently concerning the Agency's policies of non-cohabitation between Humans and non-Humans.
The Agency will strictly enforce all of it's policies regardless of rank or individual standing in the community. We are a government sanctioned company as well as being a respected branch of law enforcement and take compliance with the law by our employees very seriously.
Any Agent found to be cohabiting with anyone not of the same genetic persuasion will immediately be released from employment by the agency. Also, any monies owed to the Agency will be taken from the individual's retirement fund and/or remaining pay/bonuses due to the individual by the Agency.
Our policies will remain in effect until the laws are officially changed, at which time our policies will change to reflect changes in the law.
Faithfully in Service,
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
The Agency will strictly enforce all of it's policies regardless of rank or individual standing in the community. We are a government sanctioned company as well as being a respected branch of law enforcement and take compliance with the law by our employees very seriously.
Any Agent found to be cohabiting with anyone not of the same genetic persuasion will immediately be released from employment by the agency. Also, any monies owed to the Agency will be taken from the individual's retirement fund and/or remaining pay/bonuses due to the individual by the Agency.
Our policies will remain in effect until the laws are officially changed, at which time our policies will change to reflect changes in the law.
Faithfully in Service,
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
Sunday, March 13, 2011
Hacking
There has been concern recently over 'hacking' of cerebral implants.
Be assured that any implants received from Agency approved medical facilities are of the highest quality and have the best security coding available. If you are concerned about your implants you may visit an approved medical facility for evaluation.
If you have received implants from a medical facility that has not been approved by the Agency or are using accessories that have not been approved by the Agency please contact the closest Agency approved medical facility for evaluation. If the implant or accessory is a danger to you,the Agency will provide replacements and any necessary follow up medical care.
The health and well being of our Agents is of utmost importance. We wish to provide the best, and only the best, registering, monitoring, and regulation possible. To do so we need our Agents to be healthy and well prepared to do the job for which they were hired.
Agency approved medical facilities are the best in the northern hemisphere. Never settle for anything less. We understand that in some situations our Agents have no choice but to attend facilities that are not of the best quality due to the remoteness of the location in which the Agent has been assigned.
To remedy this we are financing a volunteer program within our medical community to train free agent doctors in the most modern techniques available. Donations are being taken to provide medical supplies to underserved areas that have an established community regardless of whether that community has been registered with the federal authorities.
To donate to the program please contact your supervisor.
Faithfully in Service
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
Be assured that any implants received from Agency approved medical facilities are of the highest quality and have the best security coding available. If you are concerned about your implants you may visit an approved medical facility for evaluation.
If you have received implants from a medical facility that has not been approved by the Agency or are using accessories that have not been approved by the Agency please contact the closest Agency approved medical facility for evaluation. If the implant or accessory is a danger to you,the Agency will provide replacements and any necessary follow up medical care.
The health and well being of our Agents is of utmost importance. We wish to provide the best, and only the best, registering, monitoring, and regulation possible. To do so we need our Agents to be healthy and well prepared to do the job for which they were hired.
Agency approved medical facilities are the best in the northern hemisphere. Never settle for anything less. We understand that in some situations our Agents have no choice but to attend facilities that are not of the best quality due to the remoteness of the location in which the Agent has been assigned.
To remedy this we are financing a volunteer program within our medical community to train free agent doctors in the most modern techniques available. Donations are being taken to provide medical supplies to underserved areas that have an established community regardless of whether that community has been registered with the federal authorities.
To donate to the program please contact your supervisor.
Faithfully in Service
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
New Formal Uniforms
This year we will redesigning the Agency's formal uniforms. Anyone who wants to submit a new design or make suggestions for improvements/changes may contact the committee.
We are aware of complaints against the ill-fitting current design of Officers formal coats and assure all Officers that the issue will be addressed in the new design.
Faithfully in Service,
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
We are aware of complaints against the ill-fitting current design of Officers formal coats and assure all Officers that the issue will be addressed in the new design.
Faithfully in Service,
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
Bunker City Sub-Hive
One of our human sub-hives recently suffered a tragic accident when it's aging aquifer system became overloaded due to recent flooding in the area. The excessive strain on the equipment caused a failure, filling the lower three levels of the city with water, destroying the algae farm level, waste management level and city janitorial level. There was significant loss of life.
The city is currently listed as 'contaminated' and all citizens are to transfer to neighboring hives until cleanup is finished. Priority will be given to housing human citizens, any remaining units will be alloted to clones/hybrids by lottery system.
There have been no deadlines set for cleanup as of yet. Any clones/hybrids affected by this incident are advised to seek alternatives to the sub-hive housing units to prevent incidents.
Agents affected by the incident or having friends/family affected by the incident may ask for a leave of absence provided proof of address showing Agent currently lives in Bunker City Sub-Hive or proof of relationship to the affected party living in Bunker City Sub-Hive.
Faithfully in Service
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
The city is currently listed as 'contaminated' and all citizens are to transfer to neighboring hives until cleanup is finished. Priority will be given to housing human citizens, any remaining units will be alloted to clones/hybrids by lottery system.
There have been no deadlines set for cleanup as of yet. Any clones/hybrids affected by this incident are advised to seek alternatives to the sub-hive housing units to prevent incidents.
Agents affected by the incident or having friends/family affected by the incident may ask for a leave of absence provided proof of address showing Agent currently lives in Bunker City Sub-Hive or proof of relationship to the affected party living in Bunker City Sub-Hive.
Faithfully in Service
Eadric Thorne CEO
Phoenix Regulatory Agency
Saturday, March 12, 2011
Recall Notice
Any Agents bearing M2B3260 model non-lethal tranquilizer gun be advised be advised--Current batch of tranq ammo marked A2 thru A30 is of low dosage, low quality tranquilizer.
The low dosage is unable to work on persons over 82 lbs. and may cause a reaction in clones AND humans of Nordic descent.
Agents carrying ammo marked A2 thru A30 must immediately return the ammo to the place of purchase for a full refund/replacement. No receipt needed.
If you have already used the ammo and had a problem, please report immediately to the closest Agency office to report the incident. Bring all pertinent paperwork concerning injured/deceased fugitive and the Agency will handle investigation of the incident and any settlement needed to the fugitive and/or family of the fugitive with utmost care and efficiency.
Any civilian humans and/or clones suspected of being a victim of faulty ammo please report incident immediately to your local Agency office for investigation.
Faithfully in Service
Eadric Thorne, CEO Phoenix Regulatory Agency
The low dosage is unable to work on persons over 82 lbs. and may cause a reaction in clones AND humans of Nordic descent.
Agents carrying ammo marked A2 thru A30 must immediately return the ammo to the place of purchase for a full refund/replacement. No receipt needed.
If you have already used the ammo and had a problem, please report immediately to the closest Agency office to report the incident. Bring all pertinent paperwork concerning injured/deceased fugitive and the Agency will handle investigation of the incident and any settlement needed to the fugitive and/or family of the fugitive with utmost care and efficiency.
Any civilian humans and/or clones suspected of being a victim of faulty ammo please report incident immediately to your local Agency office for investigation.
Faithfully in Service
Eadric Thorne, CEO Phoenix Regulatory Agency
Phoenix Regulatory Agency Mission Statement
Our top priority is to ensure the safety of the human and clone population within and without the walls of the sub-hives by providing quality registering, monitoring and regulation of all known clone/hybrids.
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